Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Things I'll never embrace

I just met you, but I hate you.

Just because you found another mid-western type lady with a K name, doesn't mean you can act like Kathy Lee was just a dream.
I'd rather suck down 2 gallons of Borscht than think of YOU, hot cocoa!


The 411 lady now is just a robot. I used to look forward to not only getting someone's phone number, but having a brief yet important connection to a stranger as a young girl.

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